Saturday, June 4, 2011

Summer Adventure Number Uno!

Well, I did most of the adventuring, as you can see in the chart/diagram thingy above. Now, some general explanation and/or storytelling. Actually, I prefer storytelling so....STORY TIME.

Our adventure begins on a dark and........quiet night. Our hero, moi, was sitting in her room, on the verge of being bored to death. But then! Lo and behold a text from her faithful sidekick, and buddy, Katlind (aka Katlinda the Amish!) buzzed through the boredom induced coma and saved her. Katlind proposed that our hero spend the day and the following night at her place of residence. Our heroine considered this for a few moments, however then Katlind said that they would go to either the lake or the pool. Bree jumped at the chance!

The next day, Bree arrived at Katlind's place of residence and after a joyous celebration they then proceeded on the long, hard trek to the pool. They traveled through miles of wilderness, ok it was more like half a mile of woods and road, to reach the pool. As they were about to gain entrance the evil villian Pool Douche stopped them. Pool Douche condescendingly forced them back and away from the sought after pool, and our weary travelers had to begin another voyage to the lake. After much suffering and hardship and fighting through the creepers, they arrived at the lake! There was much frolicking about and...so on and so forth.

In other words, we had a great time and we got tan/sunburnt. We are no longer pale creatures of the night! That deserves its own party. Now, UNTIL NEXT TIME! Summer adventures shall continue to appear.....when you least expect them.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

I'm BACK! But not in black....in purple, actually.


So, my rather miserable and extended absence from my wonderful blog and wonderful readers (I know you lurkers are out there) was....well miserable and far too long. I have missed the internet and all it's glorious and intelligent commentary! Ok, well not ALL of it is intelligent....in fact most of it is about cats, but I have missed them too! Anyway, this post is not a REAL post. Those will come later. Like, there will be colorful posts, posts full of shapes, posts full of lines and words, and posts about things I ought to tell you that I could not while I was away. All of it will be rather exciting, trust me on this. I love all of you, and to prove it, I gave you all that picture of a flying giraffe.