Ok. Ok. Ok. I CAN DO THIS.

All righty then. I have been so busy/distracted/forgetful/I-just-suck-at-this-crap and haven't posted in a while. I am so very very sorry. I hope all of you lurkers forgive me as I have not posted anything even remotely entertaining in the last few......weeks. I apologize. So I have resolved to become a better blogger. In the immortal words of Allie Brosch (I probably misspelled that last bit but hey she's the author of the blog Hyperbole and A Half), BLOG ALL THE THINGS! Ok I'm done.