Ok. Ok. Ok. I CAN DO THIS.

All righty then. I have been so busy/distracted/forgetful/I-just-suck-at-this-crap and haven't posted in a while. I am so very very sorry. I hope all of you lurkers forgive me as I have not posted anything even remotely entertaining in the last few......weeks. I apologize. So I have resolved to become a better blogger. In the immortal words of Allie Brosch (I probably misspelled that last bit but hey she's the author of the blog Hyperbole and A Half), BLOG ALL THE THINGS! Ok I'm done.

I'm BACK! But not in black....in purple, actually.

So, my rather miserable and extended absence from my wonderful blog and wonderful readers (I know you lurkers are out there) was....well miserable and far too long. I have missed the internet and all it's glorious and intelligent commentary! Ok, well not ALL of it is intelligent....in fact most of it is about cats, but I have missed them too! Anyway, this post is not a REAL post. Those will come later. Like, there will be colorful posts, posts full of shapes, posts full of lines and words, and posts about things I ought to tell you that I could not while I was away. All of it will be rather exciting, trust me on this. I love all of you, and to prove it, I gave you all that picture of a flying giraffe.

No loves.

So all my friend's apparently have seemed to have lost their phones in a violent and phone-deadly explosion.

<----- Like this.

Ok, so maybe not really. But I would rather have that happen than me not getting a conversation with them outside of school. But I digress....actually I don't because I have absolutely no clue what that means. Does anyone know what that phrase mean? Oh well.

Anyway. I got really excited today because I got to sign my friend's gauze cast....thingy. It was the most challenging part of my day. I WAS TRIUMPHANT. The gauzey ace bandage type thing on his foot now bears a giant smiley and "McBreezies" because that is my nickname in real life. After that we all had a wicked pizza party. Well maybe not a PARTY, per se, but I did eat pizza with my friends whilst discussing dyeing my hair a color that may match my prom dress. I'm still attempting to figure out if that would be a great thing.

I totally got off topic, didn't I? Oh well, that is what this blog is about. Again if you do not like it then talk to the all knowing EAGLE. Ahhh....I love that thing. Hey! He does get loves. So maybe this thing didn't get so off topic after all.